cepheid-variable-star:

giraffepoliceforce:

I’m just baffled that there are people out there who hate asexuals.
They are literally doing nothing.
They are literally doing no one.

"What you’re not doing is an abomination"
"Uh…."


(Source: queen-margaery-tyrell)

do-not-touch-my-food:

Double Decker Butterfinger Brownies

unclefather:

matt: *mumbling loudly* shots!
matt: turn down for what!
me: those aren’t even the words

fix the economy by shrinking everyone to the size of ants

queerwig:

money will be worth more since it’s bigger


starlightiel:

Salt and Burn.

kittycatclaws473:

Family: *insults my weight*
Family: *insults my interests*
Family: *insults my friends*
Family: *insults my music*
Family: *judges me constantly*
Family: you’re being so rude why aren’t you spending time with us

primalooze:

a piece of advice from somebody who’s been through this a few times already: if somebody gives you a bad vibe trust your gut

(Source: hotdominicanmom)

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